why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING
IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG
Man boobs count
♫ Sp00n brings us another beautiful masterpiece! ♫
WHAT IS ALL THESE SP00N SINGING CLIPS FROM???? I NEED TO KNOW XD
'conventions are for no-lives and losers'
more in video (x)
bless u pyramid head
What do you do in real life? Do you bring any skills from your job or hobbies into cosplay, or vice versa?